I’m am author and a mental health counselor. I live with my fiancee of 4.5 years and we have 3 beautifully furry children, Lilith Faire, Voltaire, and Sigmund Oscar -meow.
With a couple weeks left until the wedding, I headed out to a thrift store because I needed a bag. Not just any bag but something I could fit all my penis-paraphernalia for the bachelorette party, my emergency crafting supplies on the setup day, and also my make-up and wedding day survival kit. I walked by the baby aisle, and there it was — the DIY wedding must-have — a DIAPER BAG!
I wonder just how many penis tchotchkes this Vera Bradley diaper bag can hold?I have been in the process of planning my DIY wedding for two years now, and am nearing the end of the two-year stretch. With a couple weeks left until the wedding, I headed out to a thrift store because I needed a bag. Not just any bag but something I could fit all my penis-paraphernalia for the bachelorette party, my emergency crafting supplies on the setup day, and also my make-up and wedding day survival kit. What I didn’t want was three to four different bags to lug around during wedding crunch time.
I found a couple of purses, similar to what I already own and know won’t work — not enough pockets, not the right size, too loose and flimsy. As I’m about to leave with nothing, I walked by the baby aisle, and there it was — the DIY wedding must-have — a DIAPER BAG!
For $19.99 I scored big time… a bright red Vera Bradley diaper bag, that fits everything — has room for water bottles and face wipes, as well as a Muppet-themed unity candle!
I highly suggest to anyone who is planning a DIY wedding: get yourself a diaper bag.
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