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The Joker and Harley Quinn showdown: a DC superhero wedding

This is the epic DC superhero wedding showdown between Harley Quinn and The Joker. Among them are the following heroes and villains: Batman, Robin, Batgirl, Riddler, Penguin, Supergirl, John Constantine, Zatanna, Catwoman, Talia al Ghul, and the Spirit. You DO NOT want to miss this awesomely geektastic superhero vs. villains wedding. Oh, and don’t miss their cake… it’s the bomb.

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How weddings & masturbation are more related than you think

Oh hi there. I have a couple of topics I’d like to discuss: wedding planning and masturbation. (Stay with me, here!)

Of course Offbeat Bride is all about wedding planning, but sometimes we dip our toes (or fingers?) into sex. Today is one of those days, and today we’re going to talk about how wedding planning and masturbation are more related than you might think.

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An intimate rustic Christmas wedding with a baby reveal

This pair had three months to plan their pre-baby Christmas-themed wedding in Connecticut with craft beer, awesomely festive DIYed decor all in a beautiful converted barn venue. But our favorite part was their giant Christmas present box that turned out to be a surprise gender reveal. Warning: there’s a spoiler in the first photo! Come take a peek at this most awesome gender reveal wedding.

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10 offbeat and useful things to add to your wedding registry

These are the registry truths we hold self-evident: No one needs a registry and you don’t need a registry full of physical objects. But for those of us who DO want to do a wedding registry, you might be stumped for ideas about what to add. Never fear! There’s no need to go into a store and pick up a digital scanner… we gotchoo.

Today, I’m going to look at 10 offbeat and useful things to add to your registry. Some of them are just straight-up weird (rainbow unicorn mugs, anyone?), some of them are weirdly useful, and some of them are both!