kissy fishies cake topper

Cake toppers that won’t make you cringe

At a Glance

I have a tingly spot for adorable and creative cake toppers. As you may or may not know, we have a little catablog that we call the Store and the cake toppers section is kind of my baby. So, I thought I’d share with you some of my favorite cake toppers because they’re WAY to cute not to collectively gush over.

I have a tingly spot for adorable and creative cake toppers. So, I thought I’d share with you some of my favorite cake toppers because they’re WAY too cute not to collectively gush over…

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4108zeStcILI love these guys! They aren’t even close to cake toppers — this is an aquarium decoration. These guys have an air tube connector to turn them into a bubbling aquarium feature. So, you could use them as a cake topper and then use then again to keep your fishies happy.

owls 062512These handmade vintage-style owls are just the sweetest little things.

41SpCTDkA9LYou so rarely see such a gloriously dark cake topper. This is perfect for a goth wedding or a Halloween wedding. It’s so pretty and eerie at the same time, I love this one.

41he196OfJLWhere are my biker couples? I can tell you where they are… grabbing their wallets to jump on this bad-ass cake topper. Oh, and you know what kills me… the little license plate that says “just married.”

51b9fIZsBgLThis collectible skeleton figurine is absolutely perfect for a Dia de los Muertos wedding, or for any couple who really wants to push that “Til Death” idea! And — this is either going to freak you out or make you happy — they’re totally tongue kissing, and it’s rad.

Any Mr & Mrs Smith fans out there? Or perhaps, bride and groom police officers? FBI? Gun nuts? This cake topper is bad ass and HAWT.

51d3rSj9vyLThis is probably my favorite find of ALL TIME — it’s zombies, it’s comics, it’s weddings, it’s all those combined, which means AWESOME!

51ZYPOuf1eLThese two dragons are nuzzling, their tails entwined, to form a heart! Aw. Perfect for a medieval wedding, or a geeky wedding, or any wedding because it’s freaking awesome!

41tQwQvj sLI love that this cake topper couple looks like they’re posing for a funky offbeat wedding booth photo! Sweet!

nightmare before christmas jack and sally head knocker setWe’ve seen quite a few Tim Burton-inspired weddings, so I just had to throw in a Nightmare Before Christmas cake topper.

funny wedding cake toppers bride pinch groom buttWho doesn’t love a little harmless sexual harassment with their wedding cake. 😉

Of course, if you’re not afraid to amp up the sexy on your wedding cake, this one is all sexy/huggy romantic and whatnot.

magnetic kissing flamingo salt and pepper shaker setIt’s been years since I wrote the post about salt and pepper shakers as cake toppers, but I am STILL crazy about these guys. My mom bought me those flamingos — I just LOVE ’em.

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